Week 38: OFFL Cup Semi-Finals Results

Craig McHugh: closer to Ashley's Bottom than Minty's Top

We, here at Studmarks, are sure you'd agree that it's got to the point, really it has, where this is all becoming just a little bit boring.

Tedious.

A little bit monotonous, in fact.  A fantasy footballing farce.

So here it is: Minty Colquhoun wins the Manager of the Week certificate this week with a large, large, large score of 35 points.  Her Minions have now passed the 400 point mark in the table which leaves them sitting everso Leicester-like and pretty at the top of the table.

Ooh, Look! At the other extremity of the table...  something seems to have woken up Ashley Keeler and his It's A Snickers this week.

Also worthy of note is Craig McHugh's Real Mcdrid.  Not only is their 30 point score the second largest this week but they're also the last team to have a points tally that is closer to the leaders than it is the bottomers.

Did we say that was worthy of note?

Yes, we did.

We were wrong.

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OFFL Cup
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Semi Finals, RESULTS

Radnorshire Tigers 17 v 26   Inter Milandrover
Alun Edwards                           Smasher

RS-TBOY            29 v 24  Moobchester United
Rick Beecroft                         Jon King

So we have a FINAL.  Rick Beecroft's RS-TBOY will take on Smasher's Inter Milandrover.

Commiserations to Alun Edwards and Jon King - particularly to Jon who is a moobingly massive Man U maniac and really, desperately, almost pleadingly wanted the biography on the next ex-manager of Manchester United*.

*There is no evidence to suggest that Mr King actually wants that book at all.  Though we're sure he wouldn't say no.


T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Minty's Minions            Minty Colquhoun 51.6 35 424
 2 Com-a ma mau papa com-a mauGuy Harewood    53.5 27 379
 3 Livercoolio                Russell Bielby  53.1 26 377
 4 Pyeators                   Dave Clayton    54.0 25 374
 5 Inter Milandrover          Smasher         53.1 26 364
 6 Moobchester United         Jon King        54.4 24 364
 7 Guess Hughton              Nick Reed       53.9 13 353
 8 RS-TBOY                    Rick Beecroft   50.9 29 340
 9 Neil's Diamonds            Neil McConaghy  53.3 22 329
10 Ali McMoist                Alison Faulkner 51.1 22 326
11 Moreton Rovers             Edgar Rayner    54.6 25 317
12 Radnorshire Tigers         Alun Edwards    50.6 17 316
13 Real Mcdrid                Craig McHugh    53.7 30 311
14 Old Malcolm Academicals    Malcolm Pratt   54.8 28 305
15 The Flying Geese           Mandy Noble     52.9 19 304
16 Oak Hamsters               Steve Tierney   51.6 26 296
17 Seb Blattered Cod          Gavin Ward      52.0  9 290
18 Which Team                 Rachel Jones    53.3 13 283
19 Irishpool                  Mike Smears     50.0 24 277
20 Bad Wolf United            Karyn Meaden    54.1 13 218
21 Moanchester United         Alex Blundell   54.9  3 204
22 It's a Snickers FC         Ashley Keeler   51.7 20 189


                              Week's Average Points    21
                              Total Average Points    315
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