Week 34 & 35: OFFL Cup Quarter Final Results

Two drawers

Minty's Minions' lead at the top of the table was slashed to a mere 32 points this week.

A mere 32 points.

That's sarcasm.

Manager of the Week is Dave 'Only Hope Of An Upset' Clayton.  His Second-placed Pyeators scored a large 25 points.  It's a shame they're not still in the OFFL Cup as that score would, of course, have seen them through to the Semis.

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OFFL Cup
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ROUND THREE
Results

Radnorshire Tigers* 13 v 13   Neil's Diamonds
Alun Edwards                   Neil McConaghy

Which Team          13 v 15 Inter Milandrover
Rachel Jones                          Smasher

RS-TBOY*            11 v 11     Guess Hughton
Rick Beecroft                       Nick Reed

Moobchester United  15 v  9    Moreton Rovers
Jon King                         Edgar Rayner

[*Wins on Pts/£ difference]

Very much like OMG Chairman's gaudy bedside cabinet, we had two draws this round - don't worry though folks, all administrative nightmares have been averted thanks to the Points per Pound difference rule.  God bless it.

Through to the next round, therefore, are... Rick Beecroft, Alun Edwards, Jon King and Smasher.

It's for a book on Louis Van Goaaal.  New one at that.  Fewer of you care, obviously.

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Minty's Minions            Minty Colquhoun 50.6  9 369
 2 Pyeators                   Dave Clayton    55.0 25 337
 3 Inter Milandrover          Smasher         52.6 15 323
 4 Livercoolio                Russell Bielby  53.1 15 323
 5 Com-a ma mau papa com-a mauGuy Harewood    53.5 24 323
 6 Guess Hughton              Nick Reed       53.9 11 317
 7 Moobchester United         Jon King        54.4 15 312
 8 RS-TBOY                    Rick Beecroft   52.7 11 293
 9 Radnorshire Tigers         Alun Edwards    51.2 13 276
10 Neil's Diamonds            Neil McConaghy  53.3 13 275
11 Moreton Rovers             Edgar Rayner    54.6  9 275
12 Ali McMoist                Alison Faulkner 51.1  8 272
13 Old Malcolm Academicals    Malcolm Pratt   54.8 19 267
14 Seb Blattered Cod          Gavin Ward      52.0  8 266
15 The Flying Geese           Mandy Noble     52.9 11 262
16 Oak Hamsters               Steve Tierney   51.6 18 257
17 Real Mcdrid                Craig McHugh    53.7 11 252
18 Which Team                 Rachel Jones    53.3 13 247
19 Irishpool                  Mike Smears     50.0 14 244
20 Moanchester United         Alex Blundell   54.9  0 200
21 Bad Wolf United            Karyn Meaden    54.1 19 182
22 It's a Snickers FC         Ashley Keeler   51.7  7 165


                              Week's Average Points    13
                              Total Average Points    274
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Week 14: Moving swiftly on

Managers of the Week for Week 14 are Dave Clayton and Mike Smears.  Their Pyeators and Irishpool respectively both notched up 15 points.

Moving swiftly on...

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Minty's Minions            Minty Colquhoun 49.8  8 143
 2 Pyeators                   Dave Clayton    53.9 15 131
 3 Inter Milandrover          Smasher         54.8  7 112
 4 Guess Hughton              Nick Reed       53.9  6 108
 5 Livercoolio                Russell Bielby  54.7 10 106
 6 RS-TBOY                    Rick Beecroft   52.2 13 104
 7 Seb Blattered Cod          Gavin Ward      54.3  5 103
 8 Old Malcolm Academicals    Malcolm Pratt   54.8 14 102
 9 Radnorshire Tigers         Alun Edwards    55.0  1  98
10 Com-a ma mau papa com-a mauGuy Harewood    50.8 11  97
11 Moobchester United         Jon King        54.6  3  96
12 Moreton Rovers             Edgar Rayner    54.6  6  90
13 Ali McMoist                Alison Faulkner 54.9  5  89
14 Neil's Diamonds            Neil McConaghy  54.8  5  88
15 Which Team                 Rachel Jones    53.3  5  85
16 The Flying Geese           Mandy Noble     53.9  7  85
17 Irishpool                  Mike Smears     52.0 15  72
18 Moanchester United         Alex Blundell   54.9 -2  65
19 Real Mcdrid                Craig McHugh    51.5 12  63
20 It's a Snickers FC         Ashley Keeler   49.6  2  58
21 Oak Hamsters               Steve Tierney   51.3  9  58
22 Bad Wolf United            Karyn Meaden    54.8  5  52


                              Week's Average Points     7
                              Total Average Points     91
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Week 08: Pye in the Sky

Pye in the Sky

Manager of the Week this week is Dave Clayton.  His Pyeators thumped home 26 massive points to seize the League's top spot from Minty's Minions.  Pyeators now lead by 10 clear points.  Gavin Ward's Seb Blattered Cod fall furthest, seven places, into fourteenth while Big Mally's Malcolm Academicals rise six places into seventh.

Keep those panicked transfers stumbling in.

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Pyeators                   Dave Clayton    53.9 26  74
 2 Minty's Minions            Minty Colquhoun 54.0  7  64
 3 Radnorshire Tigers         Alun Edwards    54.3  9  58
 4 Neil's Diamonds            Neil McConaghy  54.7 10  52
 5 Moobchester United         Jon King        54.6  5  47
 6 Guess Hughton              Nick Reed       53.9  9  45
 7 Old Malcolm Academicals    Malcolm Pratt   54.8 17  43
 8 Inter Milandrover          Smasher         54.8  9  42
 9 Ali McMoist                Alison Faulkner 54.9  6  42
10 Moreton Rovers             Edgar Rayner    54.6  7  40
11 RS-TBOY                    Rick Beecroft   54.9 17  40
12 Com-a ma mau papa com-a mauGuy Harewood    54.7  6  39
13 Moanchester United         Alex Blundell   54.9  8  38
14 Seb Blattered Cod          Gavin Ward      54.3  0  36
15 Livercoolio                Russell Bielby  54.7  9  32
16 Irishpool                  Mike Smears     53.4 10  30
17 Which Team                 Rachel Jones    53.3  5  29
18 It's a Snickers FC         Ashley Keeler   49.6  6  25
19 Bad Wolf United            Karyn Meaden    54.8  4  25
20 The Flying Geese           Mandy Noble     53.9  4  23
21 Real Mcdrid                Craig McHugh    52.2  2  11


                              Week's Average Points     8
                              Total Average Points     39
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T r a n s f e r s   a n d   s t u f f
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Moreton Rovers
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   From: Edgar Rayner
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: Manager of the Week

Thanks Mr. Chairman, clearly I will delight in this moment, maybe even milk it in the knowledge that it's all down league from here.
ps Good luck

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Chairman responds:
This is YOUR season - I can feel it.  And thank you.

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Com-a ma mau papa com-a mau
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   From: Guy Harewood
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: 

Chair-chimp,

Please can I swop crocked J Henderson for Mr Mahrez (445) who I hope will not stop his free scoring antics now he has been accepted into the Com-a ma mau papa com-a mau mau  All Star Campions Elect XI.

Ray

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Chairman responds:
He seems to have stopped.  Nice one.

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Livercoolio
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   From: Russell Bielby
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: Livercoolio transfers

No time for chit chat, just enough time for transfers.

OUT
ST 607 C Wilson BOU £5.6

IN
ST 614 Vardy    LEI £5.6

The Brussell

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Chairman responds:
You're a busy man.  What with trying to salvage your season and all.

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