Week 39: She Thought Her Position Was Secure

This what happens when you make your kit out of velcro

Bad Wolf United's Third From Bottom position is at risk! Both Moanchester United and It's A Snickers scored healthily this week, 13 and 14 points respectively, while Karyn's bad, bad, Bad Wolves only managed a measly 4.  We say again... Bad Wolf United's Third From Bottom position is at risk!

With no such worries are Nick Reed and Craig McHugh.  These two louche gentlemen are sharing this week's Manager of the Week certificate with a week's haul of 17 points.  This pushes Guess Hughton 2 points from getting in to the top five while Craig Guess McHughton's Real Mcdrid is now 2 points from the top ten.

Don't look at Rick Beecroft's OFFL Cup Finalists, RS-TBOY.  He'll think you're looking at his -6.

Oh yeah, Leicester City won the Premiership.  Like Minty's Minions, Leicester City were 5000-1 to win the OFFL League at the start of the season.

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OFFL Cup
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FINAL, to be played in Week 41

        Inter Milandrover  v  RS-TBOY
                  Smasher     Rick Beecroft

These two teams share 3 players: Smalling, Barkley and Mahrez.  The difference will therefore come from the following...

Inter MilandroverClub  Value  RS-TBOY           ClubValue
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138 GK P Cech    ARS    4.2   121 GK J Hart     MC    4.3
243 FB C Fuchs   LEI    3.5   226 FB N Clyne    LIV   4.1
229 FB B IvanovicCHE    5.0   280 FB A Kolarov  MC    4.6
356 CB T AlderweiTOT    4.2   331 CB S Dann     CP    3.7
555 MF R Firmino LIV    4.8   575 MF M Ozil     ARS   5.5
558 MF D Payet   WH     4.0   812 MF D Alli     TOT   3.5
684 ST S Aguero  MC     8.4   603 ST H Kane     TOT   7.4
719 ST R Lukaku  EVE    6.8   614 ST J Vardy    LEI   5.6

To the victor, the book!

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T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Minty's Minions            Minty Colquhoun 51.6  5 429
 2 Com-a ma mau papa com-a mauGuy Harewood    53.5  5 384
 3 Livercoolio                Russell Bielby  53.1  5 382
 4 Pyeators                   Dave Clayton    54.0 -2 372
 5 Inter Milandrover          Smasher         53.1  7 371
 6 Guess Hughton              Nick Reed       53.9 17 370
 7 Moobchester United         Jon King        54.4  5 369
 8 RS-TBOY                    Rick Beecroft   50.9 -6 334
 9 Moreton Rovers             Edgar Rayner    54.6 14 331
10 Neil's Diamonds            Neil McConaghy  53.3  0 329
11 Real Mcdrid                Craig McHugh    53.7 17 328
12 Ali McMoist                Alison Faulkner 51.1  1 327
13 Radnorshire Tigers         Alun Edwards    50.6  3 319
14 Old Malcolm Academicals    Malcolm Pratt   54.8  8 313
15 Oak Hamsters               Steve Tierney   51.6 11 307
16 The Flying Geese           Mandy Noble     52.9  1 305
17 Seb Blattered Cod          Gavin Ward      52.0  5 295
18 Irishpool                  Mike Smears     50.0  5 282
19 Which Team                 Rachel Jones    53.3 -1 282
20 Bad Wolf United            Karyn Meaden    54.1  4 222
21 Moanchester United         Alex Blundell   54.9 13 217
22 It's a Snickers FC         Ashley Keeler   51.7 14 203


                              Week's Average Points     5
                              Total Average Points    321
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Week 18: The OFFL Cup First Round REVEALED

Balls.  And ball bag.

Our Manager of the Week is 2007's League Runner-Up and the OFFL Cup Winner of 2011, Craig McHugh.  His Real Mcdrid hooned 22 points this week, 8 of them from defence and 14 from midfield.  A climb of three places leaves him in Fifteenth.

And with an Ooh and an Aaagh, we conclude that that's about as interesting as it gets this week.

Forget ye not the biog of Louis Van Goal as this season's OFFL Cup Winning Prize.  Talking of which, the First Round groups are as follows...

OFFL Cup

Weeks 21 & 22

Group A                              Manager Value
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  Minty's Minions             Minty Colquhoun 51.5
  Moobchester United                 Jon King 54.9
  Seb Blattered Cod                Gavin Ward 54.3
  The Flying Geese                Mandy Noble 53.9
  Which Team                     Rachel Jones 53.3
  It's a Snickers FC            Ashley Keeler 49.6

Group B                              Manager Value
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  Pyeators                       Dave Clayton 53.7
  Livercoolio                  Russell Bielby 54.7
  Moreton Rovers                 Edgar Rayner 54.6
  Radnorshire Tigers             Alun Edwards 55.0
  Irishpool                       Mike Smears 52.0
  Bad Wolf United                Karyn Meaden 54.1

Group C                              Manager Value
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  Inter Milandrover                   Smasher 54.8
  Guess Hughton                     Nick Reed 53.9
  Old Malcolm Academicals       Malcolm Pratt 54.8
  Real Mcdrid                    Craig McHugh 51.5
  Oak Hamsters                  Steve Tierney 51.3

Group D                              Manager Value
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  Com-a ma mau papa com-a ma     Guy Harewood 52.1
  RS-TBOY                       Rick Beecroft 51.4
  Neil's Diamonds              Neil McConaghy 53.2
  Ali McMoist                 Alison Faulkner 54.9
  Moanchester United            Alex Blundell 54.9

The top four teams from each group go through. Results from Weeks 21 & 22 will be used.  


T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Minty's Minions            Minty Colquhoun 51.5 13 188
 2 Pyeators                   Dave Clayton    53.7 11 155
 3 Inter Milandrover          Smasher         54.8 15 151
 4 Com-a ma mau papa com-a mauGuy Harewood    52.1 16 144
 5 Moobchester United         Jon King        54.9 17 144
 6 Livercoolio                Russell Bielby  54.7 13 142
 7 Guess Hughton              Nick Reed       53.9  1 131
 8 RS-TBOY                    Rick Beecroft   51.4  9 128
 9 Seb Blattered Cod          Gavin Ward      54.3  2 128
10 Moreton Rovers             Edgar Rayner    54.6  0 122
11 Old Malcolm Academicals    Malcolm Pratt   54.8  0 122
12 Neil's Diamonds            Neil McConaghy  53.2 12 118
13 The Flying Geese           Mandy Noble     53.9  4 108
14 Radnorshire Tigers         Alun Edwards    55.0  3 108
15 Real Mcdrid                Craig McHugh    51.5 22 105
16 Ali McMoist                Alison Faulkner 54.9  3 105
17 Which Team                 Rachel Jones    53.3  9 104
18 Irishpool                  Mike Smears     52.0  6 102
19 Oak Hamsters               Steve Tierney   51.3 13  93
20 Moanchester United         Alex Blundell   54.9  1  82
21 It's a Snickers FC         Ashley Keeler   49.6  0  60
22 Bad Wolf United            Karyn Meaden    54.1  0  52


                              Week's Average Points     7
                              Total Average Points    117
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