Week 21: OFFL Cup Group Stage Halfway Point

OMG Chairman's eaten too much again

While OMG Chairman is recovering from a 'Good Christmas' by unbuttoning his pantaloons and burping Auld Lang Syne, this week's Manager of the Week is Neil McConaghy.  Neil's Diamonds scored a massive 32 points putting him and his team on top of Group D of the OFFL Cup.

Also worthy of note is RS-TBOY jumping into third place in the league with a score of 25 points helping push Livercoolio down into sixth.

Happy New Year and all that.

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OFFL Cup
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First Round Group Stage So Far

Group A                       Value Wk21 Wk22 Total
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  Which Team                    53.3  21       21
  Moobchester United            54.9  19       19
  Minty's Minions               51.5  17       17
  The Flying Geese              53.9  16       16
  Seb Blattered Cod             54.3  15       15   To Go Out
  It's a Snickers FC            51.7  10       10   To Go Out

Group B                             Wk21 Wk22 Total
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  Radnorshire Tigers            50.7  20       20
  Pyeators                      53.7  15       15
  Moreton Rovers                54.6  15       15
  Livercoolio                   54.7  14       14
  Irishpool                     52.0   5       5    To Go Out
  Bad Wolf United               54.1   4       4    To Go Out

Group C                             Wk21 Wk22 Total
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  Guess Hughton                 53.9  28       28
  Old Malcolm Academicals       54.8  19       19
  Inter Milandrover             54.8  17       17
  Oak Hamsters                  51.6  13       13
  Real Mcdrid                   51.5  11       11   To Go Out

Group D                             Wk21 Wk22 Total
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  Neil's Diamonds               53.2  32       32
  Ali McMoist                   51.1  25       25
  RS-TBOY                       51.4  25       25
  Moanchester United            54.9  20       20
  Com-a ma mau papa com-a mau   52.1   9       9    To Go Out




T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Minty's Minions            Minty Colquhoun 51.5 17 227
 2 Inter Milandrover          Smasher         54.8 17 191
 3 RS-TBOY                    Rick Beecroft   51.4 25 185
 4 Pyeators                   Dave Clayton    53.7 15 185
 5 Moobchester United         Jon King        54.9 19 182
 6 Livercoolio                Russell Bielby  54.7 14 178
 7 Com-a ma mau papa com-a mauGuy Harewood    52.1  9 172
 8 Guess Hughton              Nick Reed       53.9 28 168
 9 Neil's Diamonds            Neil McConaghy  53.2 32 167
10 Seb Blattered Cod          Gavin Ward      54.3 15 159
11 Moreton Rovers             Edgar Rayner    54.6 15 149
12 Old Malcolm Academicals    Malcolm Pratt   54.8 19 149
13 Radnorshire Tigers         Alun Edwards    50.7 20 145
14 Ali McMoist                Alison Faulkner 51.1 25 143
15 Real Mcdrid                Craig McHugh    51.5 11 141
16 Which Team                 Rachel Jones    53.3 21 140
17 Oak Hamsters               Steve Tierney   51.6 13 138
18 The Flying Geese           Mandy Noble     53.9 16 138
19 Irishpool                  Mike Smears     52.0  5 115
20 Moanchester United         Alex Blundell   54.9 20 115
21 It's a Snickers FC         Ashley Keeler   51.7 10  88
22 Bad Wolf United            Karyn Meaden    54.1  4  58


                              Week's Average Points    16
                              Total Average Points    151
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Before deadline

Oak Hamsters
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   From: Steve Tierney
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com

How do

1st transfer of season. 

Can I swap pelle for Lukaku please (719)

Ho Ho Ho

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Chairman responds:
Consider it done. It's the Cup you're after isn't it?  Let's face it.

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Irishpool
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   From: Mike Smears
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: 

Right, Mr Presidente

I've had enough of this nonsense. Nearly bottom of the league. If the world cant pay me the respect a man of my years deserves, there  will have to be changes. So please will you eject the following outcasts with suitable words of condemnation, and usher in the incomers with warning words that they too will be for the chop unless they restore me to my rightful place at the top of the league:

OUT
121 Hart
266 Sagna
315 Stones
553 Sigurdsson
624 Sanchez


IN
138 Cech
206 Monreal
313 Shawcross
445 Mahrez
719 Lukaku

I shall be ruthless from now on. Let the world be warned

And may i wish your good self, your family, and all the other managers a very happy Christmas and New year.

Yours ruthlessly,

Blissful from Bassett

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Chairman responds:
Too ruth.  Lose some ruth. Though it's always nice to be wished a Happy Christmas.  You too, Sir.

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Com-a ma mau papa com-a mau
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   From: Guy Harewood
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: 

Happy Crimbo Chair-chump,

Couple of festive swapsies please.

Oot with Clyne and Payet
In with Walker (264) and Ozil (575).

Ta muchly,

Ray


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Chairman responds:
Of course, the pleasure is all Clyne.

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Seb Blattered Cod
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   From: Gavin Ward
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: Turkey transfers

Happy Christmas, most gracious and honourable chairman. I hope all is well and there has been peace about your home during this festive season. If not, then you’re no worse off than the rest of us. May family has insisted on visiting… constantly, regardless of how much effort I put into being an ungracious host.

It’s put me in a right mood and as such it’s befitting that I take it out on my team (I await an apology from them and the press) 

Out:
684
ST S Aguero
736
ST S Berahino
245
FB C Azpilicueta
248
FB C Soares

In:
614
ST J Vardy
719
ST R Lukaku
264
FB K Walker
266
FB B Sagna

There’s little doubt that this will see peaks and troughs in each players performance to ensure I lose more ground in the league but I have more transfers to use up yet, roll on the transfer window…

Bet Slatter…

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Chairman responds:
Troughs.  It'll be mainly troughs.

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Week 20: Malteser Munching

OMG Chairman can be heard munching

As we enter the Christmas fixtures, the munching of many Maltesers can be made out from the direction of Our Most Gracious Chairman's mucky boudoir.  It's always the same at this time of year... the whiff of pine, the rustle of tinsel and He immediately plunges head-first into the largest box of chocolate confectionery he can find at the bottom of his wardrobe.

We also see that current OFFL Champions, Livercoolio, have managed to stealthily sidle their way up into fourth place after such a desperately miserable - and widely celebrated - start to the season.  Could they be defending their title or is the current gap of 46 points going to be too much?  A mere ten points off second place is a pretty good recovery so far, what?

In other news OFFL Cup Fixtures are being played right now and if Steve Tierney can get his Oak Hamsters to score a similar Manager of the Week certificate-winning score - like what he did this week, innit - then he'll be laughing all the way to Round 2.  The Hamsters netted a scintillating 25 points propelling them up five places into fourteenth.

And finally, many marvellous congratulations to Meaden and Mally for their magnificent matrimonials.  A lovely couple.  Trust us.  They're lovely.  Trophy-less, but lovely.


T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Minty's Minions            Minty Colquhoun 51.5 20 210
 2 Inter Milandrover          Smasher         54.8 16 174
 3 Pyeators                   Dave Clayton    53.7 13 170
 4 Livercoolio                Russell Bielby  54.7 20 164
 5 Com-a ma mau papa com-a mauGuy Harewood    52.1 18 163
 6 Moobchester United         Jon King        54.9 19 163
 7 RS-TBOY                    Rick Beecroft   51.4 18 160
 8 Seb Blattered Cod          Gavin Ward      54.3  8 144
 9 Guess Hughton              Nick Reed       53.9  4 140
10 Neil's Diamonds            Neil McConaghy  53.2 11 135
11 Moreton Rovers             Edgar Rayner    54.6  9 134
12 Real Mcdrid                Craig McHugh    51.5 16 130
13 Old Malcolm Academicals    Malcolm Pratt   54.8  3 130
14 Oak Hamsters               Steve Tierney   51.3 25 125
15 Radnorshire Tigers         Alun Edwards    55.0  3 125
16 The Flying Geese           Mandy Noble     53.9  2 122
17 Which Team                 Rachel Jones    53.3  8 119
18 Ali McMoist                Alison Faulkner 54.9  3 118
19 Irishpool                  Mike Smears     52.0  8 110
20 Moanchester United         Alex Blundell   54.9  6  95
21 It's a Snickers FC         Ashley Keeler   51.7 15  78
22 Bad Wolf United            Karyn Meaden    54.1 -3  54


                              Week's Average Points    11
                              Total Average Points    134

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Ali McMoist

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   From: Alison Faulkner

     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com

Subject: 

128 GK B Foster WBA 3.5

526 MF V Wanyama SOT 3.5

548 MF J Puncheon CP 3.9

517 MF E Hazard CHE 6.8

576 MF D Silva MC 6.2

738 ST C Benteke LIV 6.6

138 GK P Cech ARS 4.2

445 MF R Mahrez LEI 3.8

562 MF G Wijnaldum NEW 4.1

575 MF M Ozil ARS 5.5

812 MF D Alli TOT 3.5

614 ST J Vardy LEI 5.6

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Chairman responds:

Suits you.

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Week 19: Cup Prep

Rick Beecroft and Alun Edwards please awkwardly step forward to jointly accept your Manager of the Week certificate.

RS-TBOY and Radnorshire Tigers each scored 14 points.

And with the OFFL Cup beginning soon, have YOU made sure your team are firing on all cylinders...

A biography of Louis Van Goal is up for grabs don't forget - let's hope he's still in his job by the time of the Final.

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OFFL Cup
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Weeks 21 & 22

Group A                              Manager Value
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  Minty's Minions             Minty Colquhoun 51.5
  Moobchester United                 Jon King 54.9
  Seb Blattered Cod                Gavin Ward 54.3
  The Flying Geese                Mandy Noble 53.9
  Which Team                     Rachel Jones 53.3
  It's a Snickers FC            Ashley Keeler 49.6

Group B                              Manager Value
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  Pyeators                       Dave Clayton 53.7
  Livercoolio                  Russell Bielby 54.7
  Moreton Rovers                 Edgar Rayner 54.6
  Radnorshire Tigers             Alun Edwards 55.0
  Irishpool                       Mike Smears 52.0
  Bad Wolf United                Karyn Meaden 54.1

Group C                              Manager Value
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  Inter Milandrover                   Smasher 54.8
  Guess Hughton                     Nick Reed 53.9
  Old Malcolm Academicals       Malcolm Pratt 54.8
  Real Mcdrid                    Craig McHugh 51.5
  Oak Hamsters                  Steve Tierney 51.3

Group D                              Manager Value
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  Com-a ma mau papa com-a ma     Guy Harewood 52.1
  RS-TBOY                       Rick Beecroft 51.4
  Neil's Diamonds              Neil McConaghy 53.2
  Ali McMoist                 Alison Faulkner 54.9
  Moanchester United            Alex Blundell 54.9

The top four teams from each group go through. Results from Weeks 21 & 22 will be used.  

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T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Minty's Minions            Minty Colquhoun 51.5  2 190
 2 Inter Milandrover          Smasher         54.8  7 158
 3 Pyeators                   Dave Clayton    53.7  2 157
 4 Com-a ma mau papa com-a mauGuy Harewood    52.1  1 145
 5 Livercoolio                Russell Bielby  54.7  2 144
 6 Moobchester United         Jon King        54.9  0 144
 7 RS-TBOY                    Rick Beecroft   51.4 14 142
 8 Guess Hughton              Nick Reed       53.9  5 136
 9 Seb Blattered Cod          Gavin Ward      54.3  8 136
10 Old Malcolm Academicals    Malcolm Pratt   54.8  5 127
11 Moreton Rovers             Edgar Rayner    54.6  3 125
12 Neil's Diamonds            Neil McConaghy  53.2  6 124
13 Radnorshire Tigers         Alun Edwards    55.0 14 122
14 The Flying Geese           Mandy Noble     53.9 12 120
15 Ali McMoist                Alison Faulkner 54.9 10 115
16 Real Mcdrid                Craig McHugh    51.5  9 114
17 Which Team                 Rachel Jones    53.3  7 111
18 Irishpool                  Mike Smears     52.0  0 102
19 Oak Hamsters               Steve Tierney   51.3  7 100
20 Moanchester United         Alex Blundell   54.9  7  89
21 It's a Snickers FC         Ashley Keeler   49.6  1  61
22 Bad Wolf United            Karyn Meaden    54.1  5  57


                              Week's Average Points     5
                              Total Average Points    123

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Which Team
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   From: Rachel Jones
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: Re: Edgar Rayner's Moreton Rovers

Oh how the mighty have fallen!!!!

With best regards,
Rachel Jones

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Chairman responds:
The Mighty?  AND your Which Team would actually have to rise six places to get to where he's fallen.  But apart from that... gloat away.

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It's A Snickers
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   From: Ashley Keeler
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: 

Hmm.  This isn't going well... but with a vote of confidence from the board buoying my sprits I'm ready to fail in the cup too.

Can we just start this season again please?

OUT
105 B MyHill
394 A Williams
596 R Brady
209 M Haidara
302 L Koscielny

IN
138 P Cech
206 M Monreal
331 S Dann
336 V Kompany
445 R Mahrez

All the best to the chairman,

Ashley
It's a Snickers

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Chairman responds:
It's always about half way through the season that you seem to come out of managerial hibernation.  Such a disappointment.

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[After Transfer Deadline]

Radnorshire Tigers
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   From: Alun Edwards
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: 

Dear Chairman,

For too many weeks we have been getting as many shots on target as a Villa striker, and my scouts are telling me about a young talent from Leicester. With mention of the cup - my own particular forte - I will send these transfers in before anyone else hears about this Vardy chap. You never know he might even score one of these days?

Team 4:   Radnorshire Tigers

OUT:
207     FB      K Trippier     TOT     4.0
473     MF      M Depay        MU      5.4
506     MF      T Walcott      ARS     5.4
553     MF      G Sigurdsson   SWA     4.6
843     ST      A Martial      MU      6.9
684     ST      S Aguero       MC      8.4

IN:
280     A Kolarov       FB      MC      £4.6
545     Willian         MF      CHE     £4.2
445     R Mahrez        MF      LEI     £3.8
836     K De Bruyne     MF      MC      £5.4
719     R Lukaku        ST      EVE     £6.8
614     J Vardy         ST      LEI     £5.6

Thank you, Ally

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Chairman responds:
In a week where you win the Manager of the Week certificate you turf out half your team.  Probably wise if you're going to defend that Cup title.

Week 18: The OFFL Cup First Round REVEALED

Balls.  And ball bag.

Our Manager of the Week is 2007's League Runner-Up and the OFFL Cup Winner of 2011, Craig McHugh.  His Real Mcdrid hooned 22 points this week, 8 of them from defence and 14 from midfield.  A climb of three places leaves him in Fifteenth.

And with an Ooh and an Aaagh, we conclude that that's about as interesting as it gets this week.

Forget ye not the biog of Louis Van Goal as this season's OFFL Cup Winning Prize.  Talking of which, the First Round groups are as follows...

OFFL Cup

Weeks 21 & 22

Group A                              Manager Value
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  Minty's Minions             Minty Colquhoun 51.5
  Moobchester United                 Jon King 54.9
  Seb Blattered Cod                Gavin Ward 54.3
  The Flying Geese                Mandy Noble 53.9
  Which Team                     Rachel Jones 53.3
  It's a Snickers FC            Ashley Keeler 49.6

Group B                              Manager Value
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  Pyeators                       Dave Clayton 53.7
  Livercoolio                  Russell Bielby 54.7
  Moreton Rovers                 Edgar Rayner 54.6
  Radnorshire Tigers             Alun Edwards 55.0
  Irishpool                       Mike Smears 52.0
  Bad Wolf United                Karyn Meaden 54.1

Group C                              Manager Value
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  Inter Milandrover                   Smasher 54.8
  Guess Hughton                     Nick Reed 53.9
  Old Malcolm Academicals       Malcolm Pratt 54.8
  Real Mcdrid                    Craig McHugh 51.5
  Oak Hamsters                  Steve Tierney 51.3

Group D                              Manager Value
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  Com-a ma mau papa com-a ma     Guy Harewood 52.1
  RS-TBOY                       Rick Beecroft 51.4
  Neil's Diamonds              Neil McConaghy 53.2
  Ali McMoist                 Alison Faulkner 54.9
  Moanchester United            Alex Blundell 54.9

The top four teams from each group go through. Results from Weeks 21 & 22 will be used.  


T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Minty's Minions            Minty Colquhoun 51.5 13 188
 2 Pyeators                   Dave Clayton    53.7 11 155
 3 Inter Milandrover          Smasher         54.8 15 151
 4 Com-a ma mau papa com-a mauGuy Harewood    52.1 16 144
 5 Moobchester United         Jon King        54.9 17 144
 6 Livercoolio                Russell Bielby  54.7 13 142
 7 Guess Hughton              Nick Reed       53.9  1 131
 8 RS-TBOY                    Rick Beecroft   51.4  9 128
 9 Seb Blattered Cod          Gavin Ward      54.3  2 128
10 Moreton Rovers             Edgar Rayner    54.6  0 122
11 Old Malcolm Academicals    Malcolm Pratt   54.8  0 122
12 Neil's Diamonds            Neil McConaghy  53.2 12 118
13 The Flying Geese           Mandy Noble     53.9  4 108
14 Radnorshire Tigers         Alun Edwards    55.0  3 108
15 Real Mcdrid                Craig McHugh    51.5 22 105
16 Ali McMoist                Alison Faulkner 54.9  3 105
17 Which Team                 Rachel Jones    53.3  9 104
18 Irishpool                  Mike Smears     52.0  6 102
19 Oak Hamsters               Steve Tierney   51.3 13  93
20 Moanchester United         Alex Blundell   54.9  1  82
21 It's a Snickers FC         Ashley Keeler   49.6  0  60
22 Bad Wolf United            Karyn Meaden    54.1  0  52


                              Week's Average Points     7
                              Total Average Points    117
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Week 17: Sharpen your pencils

The OFFL Cup First Round is acoming

Managers of the Week are Russell Bielby and Edgar Rayner.  Their Livercoolio and Moreton Rovers respectively are shooting up the charts and now occupy places Fifth and Ninth.

Next week's Table standings will be used to distribute the teams into the first round groups of the OFFL Cup stage from which six teams will be eliminated.

Sharpen your transfer slip pencil.

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Minty's Minions            Minty Colquhoun 51.5 13 175
 2 Pyeators                   Dave Clayton    53.7  2 144
 3 Inter Milandrover          Smasher         54.8  4 136
 4 Guess Hughton              Nick Reed       53.9  4 130
 5 Livercoolio                Russell Bielby  54.7 16 129
 6 Com-a ma mau papa com-a mauGuy Harewood    52.1 11 128
 7 Moobchester United         Jon King        54.9 10 127
 8 Seb Blattered Cod          Gavin Ward      54.3 11 126
 9 Moreton Rovers             Edgar Rayner    54.6 16 122
10 Old Malcolm Academicals    Malcolm Pratt   54.8  5 122
11 RS-TBOY                    Rick Beecroft   52.2 11 119
12 Neil's Diamonds            Neil McConaghy  53.2 15 106
13 Radnorshire Tigers         Alun Edwards    55.0 -2 105
14 The Flying Geese           Mandy Noble     53.9  7 104
15 Ali McMoist                Alison Faulkner 54.9  2 102
16 Irishpool                  Mike Smears     52.0 11  96
17 Which Team                 Rachel Jones    53.3  1  95
18 Real Mcdrid                Craig McHugh    51.5  8  83
19 Moanchester United         Alex Blundell   54.9  5  81
20 Oak Hamsters               Steve Tierney   51.3 13  80
21 It's a Snickers FC         Ashley Keeler   49.6  2  60
22 Bad Wolf United            Karyn Meaden    53.7 -2  52


                              Week's Average Points     7
                              Total Average Points    110
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RS-TBOY
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   From: Richard Beecroft 
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: Subs

Chairman ,

Crazy Changes, Crazy

OUT
3 245   FB  C Azpilicueta     CHE   4.6
5 302   CB  L Koscielny       ARS   4.5
6 558   MF  D Payet           WH    4.0
11 624   ST  A Sanchez         ARS   7.5

IN
280 FB A Kolarov     MC   £4.6
342 CB C Smalling    MU   £4.3
719 ST R Lukaku      EVE  £6.8
516 MF R Barkley     EVE  £4.1

Kind Regards

Rick

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After deadline...

Bad Wolf United
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   From: Karyn Meaden
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: Karyn's goalie sub


Hi Mr [Chair],

Can you please subsitute Howard for the Southampton keeper for Karyn

139 GK T Howard      EVE  £3.8           5   3


Cheers


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Week 15 & 16: NOW can I have my Beano?

Like a stroppy teenager naively flaunting its newly found pseudo-independence, Studmarks strolls nonchalantly back into your inbox without a hint of an explanation of where it has been since you let go of its hand at the checkout while you fished out the correct coins to pay for its usual copy of The Beano.

We shall wait till our father gets home for the punishment, yes.

NOW can we have our Beano please, Mum?

Manager of the Week this week is Jon King.  His Moobchester United scored a wobblingly chubbing 21 points pushing his Moobs up firmly into sixth.  Not a bad platform for this week's transfers, eh Mr King?

And OFFL Cup News... Genuine prize in the offing for OFFL Cup this year, as donated to the cause by a current manager who wishes to remain blameless - Ali McMoist's. The autobiography of the current Manchester United Manager, Louis Van Goal.  Brand new copy and everything.  Unfingered. Unsoiled. And for those who have received their OFFL Cup Winners prizes in the past: Unbelievable.


T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Minty's Minions            Minty Colquhoun 49.8 19 162
 2 Pyeators                   Dave Clayton    53.9 11 142
 3 Inter Milandrover          Smasher         54.8 20 132
 4 Guess Hughton              Nick Reed       53.9 18 126
 5 Com-a ma mau papa com-a mauGuy Harewood    52.1 20 117
 6 Moobchester United         Jon King        54.6 21 117
 7 Old Malcolm Academicals    Malcolm Pratt   54.8 15 117
 8 Seb Blattered Cod          Gavin Ward      54.3 12 115
 9 Livercoolio                Russell Bielby  54.7  7 113
10 RS-TBOY                    Rick Beecroft   52.2  4 108
11 Radnorshire Tigers         Alun Edwards    55.0  9 107
12 Moreton Rovers             Edgar Rayner    54.6 16 106
13 Ali McMoist                Alison Faulkner 54.9 11 100
14 The Flying Geese           Mandy Noble     53.9 12  97
15 Which Team                 Rachel Jones    53.3  9  94
16 Neil's Diamonds            Neil McConaghy  53.2  3  91
17 Irishpool                  Mike Smears     52.0 13  85
18 Moanchester United         Alex Blundell   54.9 11  76
19 Real Mcdrid                Craig McHugh    51.5 12  75
20 Oak Hamsters               Steve Tierney   51.3  9  67
21 It's a Snickers FC         Ashley Keeler   49.6  0  58
22 Bad Wolf United            Karyn Meaden    53.7  2  54


                              Week's Average Points    11
                              Total Average Points    102

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Com-a ma mau papa com-a mau
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   From: Guy Harewood
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com

'Ey up,

Out Redmond - In Coutinho 459
Out Fonte - In Smalling 342

Ta,

Ray

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Chairman responds:
You're welcome.

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For Monday 23rd November...

Pyeators
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   From: Dave Clayton
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: 


Hi Mr Chairman sir,

I've had a sneaky tip about an up and coming hot talent and i'd like to get him in my side before anyone else jumps on the bandwagon!!! Can you please transfer;

Payet 558 Out - Mahrez 445 In

Cheers

Dave.

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Chairman responds:
This is sensible transferage like I've never seen.

And if anyone's never seen it, it's me.

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Moobchester United
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   From: Jon King
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: Transfers


Hi Chair,

Hope all is well with you.

Every week I think I must transfer out Luke Shaw, and sure enough, every week on a Monday evening I think blast I've forgotten to do transfers again.  This week though I have remembered.  So here they are:

Out:
129 Fabianski
275 Shaw
440 Montero

In:
189 De Gea
264 Walker
445 Mahrez

Regards,

Jon
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Chairman responds:
You're shaw about Luke Sure, aren't you?  And FlappyHandski?  Of course you are.  Time to climb [the table]!

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Minty's Minions
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   From: Minty Colquhoun
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com

Ey, up

Out Payet - In Coutinho 459
Out Benteke - In Kane 603

Ta,

Mint

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Chairman responds:

You and Guy Harewood use the same PR Agency don't you?