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OFFICE FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 2014/2015Minty's Minions, managed by Minty Colquhoun on a score of 446 points
OFFICE FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE RUNNERS UP 2014/2015Com-a ma mau papa com-a mau, managed by Guy Harewood on a score of 400 points
Well there we have it. It's official. At last. The lame beast that was 'OFFL 2015/2016' has finally been shot through the temporal bone and put out of its misery. Indeed, Minty Colquhoun has wiped the floor with the rest of the competition - an amazing margin of 46 points has claimed her first ever Office Fantasy League Championship. And it was a lead that had established itself some weeks ago, wasn't it? Yes.
Congratulations lovely lady. This is a fully deserved victory.
In the far distance, behind Minty's Minions' lunge for the line, limps Guy Harewood's disastrously monikered Com-a ma mau papa com-a mau. Livercoolio failed to overtake the 2006 OFFL Champion by just 3 points as Mr Harewood makes it to 400 points and secures the Runners Up position for 2015/2016.
Manager of the Week, and finally securing her twentieth place in the league, is Karyn Meaden. Her Bad Wolf United scooped 24 points. Congratulations Ma'am, may this be incentive enough for you to rejoin us next season.
========OFFL Cup--------Since rebuilding his team after the OFFL Championship winning side of 2003, Rick Beecroft has come close to repeating that league success thrice, as runners up in 2009, 2010 and 2015. Rick's cup successes, however, have been limited to defeated finalists in 2014.
And his luck hasn't changed this year...
==============OFFL Cup FINAL--------------RESULT
Inter Milandrover 6 v 0 RS-TBOY Smasher Rick BeecroftYes, the Louis Van Goaal biography goes to Smasher for going one better than being 2001's defeated finalist and winning the OFFL Cup for the first time ever. What's that? The Inter Milandrover manager has generously decided to hand the prize to uber Man United fan Moobchester United? Yes, recent father and current successful-proposer-of-marriage Jon King will have hours of precious bedtime reading in between trips to the cot of a screaming infant. Congratulations all round, Sir. But especially on the receiving of the Louis Van Goaal biography.
And so here is the information that we all wish we had 42 weeks ago...
Top Scoring Players PIN Pos Name Club Value Pts------------------------------------------- 138 ST J Vardy LEI £ 5.6 90 132 ST H Kane TOT £ 7.4 81 806 ST S Aguero MC £ 8.4 80 111 MF R Mahrez LEI £ 3.8 73 112 ST R Lukaku EVE £ 6.8 68 851 ST O Giroud ARS £ 7.2 60 137 ST O Ighalo WAT £ 5.6 58 152 ST T Deeney WAT £ 5.8 57 148 MF M Ozil ARS £ 5.5 56 151 FB H Bellerin ARS £ 4.2 52 807 MF D Payet WH £ 4.0 51 139 ST G Pelle SOT £ 6.5 51 166 MF D Tadic SOT £ 4.2 50 109 MF C Eriksen TOT £ 4.9 50 126 MF D Alli TOT £ 3.5 50 106 ST D Costa CHE £ 7.8 50
Best Value for Money, [Points per Pound] PIN Pos Name Club Value Pts Pts/£------------------------------------------------------- 102 MF R Mahrez LEI £ 3.8 73 19.21 138 ST J Vardy LEI £ 5.6 90 16.07 132 MF D Alli TOT £ 3.5 50 14.29 806 FB C Fuchs LEI £ 3.5 48 13.71 111 MF D Payet WH £ 4.0 51 12.75 112 FB H Bellerin ARS £ 4.2 52 12.38 851 MF M Arnautovic STO £ 3.8 47 12.37 137 CB R Huth LEI £ 3.5 42 12.00 152 MF D Tadic SOT £ 4.2 50 11.90 148 MF S Mane SOT £ 4.3 49 11.40 151 FB D Simpson LEI £ 3.3 37 11.21 807 CB T Alderweireld TOT £ 4.2 47 11.19 139 MF G Wijnaldum NEW £ 4.1 45 10.98 166 ST H Kane TOT £ 7.4 81 10.95 109 CB W Morgan LEI £ 3.5 38 10.86 126 ST O Ighalo WAT £ 5.6 58 10.36 106 MF R Barkley EVE £ 4.1 42 10.24 169 MF C Eriksen TOT £ 4.9 50 10.20 899 MF M Ozil ARS £ 5.5 56 10.18
Top Scoring Goalkeepers PIN Pos Name Club Value Pts------------------------------------------- 122 GK P Cech ARS £ 4.2 35 216 GK K Schmeichel LEI £ 3.4 32 234 GK D De Gea MU £ 4.1 31 205 GK J Hart MC £ 4.3 29 251 GK H Lloris TOT £ 3.9 29
Top Scoring Full Backs PIN Pos Name Club Value Pts------------------------------------------- 151 FB H Bellerin ARS £ 4.2 52 108 FB C Fuchs LEI £ 3.5 48 103 FB N Monreal ARS £ 4.3 42 197 FB K Walker TOT £ 4.0 38 114 FB D Simpson LEI £ 3.3 37 828 FB D Rose TOT £ 4.1 34 206 FB B Sagna MC £ 4.3 33 236 FB A Kolarov MC £ 4.6 33 230 FB M Darmian MU £ 4.3 32
Top Scoring Centre Backs PIN Pos Name Club Value Pts------------------------------------------- 107 CB T Alderweireld TOT £ 4.2 47 118 CB L Koscielny ARS £ 4.5 43 110 CB R Huth LEI £ 3.5 42 141 CB C Smalling MU £ 4.3 40 896 CB E Dier TOT £ 4.1 39 865 CB W Morgan LEI £ 3.5 38 277 CB V Kompany MC £ 4.6 30
Top Scoring Midfielders PIN Pos Name Club Value Pts------------------------------------------- 111 MF R Mahrez LEI £ 3.8 73 148 MF M Ozil ARS £ 5.5 56 807 MF D Payet WH £ 4.0 51 166 MF D Tadic SOT £ 4.2 50 109 MF C Eriksen TOT £ 4.9 50 126 MF D Alli TOT £ 3.5 50 169 MF S Mane SOT £ 4.3 49 121 MF R Firmino LIV £ 4.8 48 189 MF M Arnautovic STO £ 3.8 47 895 MF G Wijnaldum NEW £ 4.1 45 117 MF R Barkley EVE £ 4.1 42 120 MF G Sigurdsson SWA £ 4.6 41
Top Scoring Strikers PIN Pos Name Club Value Pts------------------------------------------- 138 ST J Vardy LEI £ 5.6 90 132 ST H Kane TOT £ 7.4 81 806 ST S Aguero MC £ 8.4 80 112 ST R Lukaku EVE £ 6.8 68 851 ST O Giroud ARS £ 7.2 60 137 ST O Ighalo WAT £ 5.6 58 152 ST T Deeney WAT £ 5.8 57 139 ST G Pelle SOT £ 6.5 51 106 ST D Costa CHE £ 7.8 50 899 ST A Sanchez ARS £ 7.5 49 125 ST J Defoe SUN £ 5.8 47 147 ST A Ayew SWA £ 6.1 46 119 ST A Martial MU £ 6.9 43So that's it and, with enormous thanks for your contribution, we say farewell to the 2015/2016 season [CUE MONTAGE OF SEASON'S HIGHLIGHTS]. You've all been marvellous [yes, all of you].
Happy Birthday to Mr Nick Reed - a fine finish to leave your Guess Hughton fourth. Champions League-worthy stuff indeed. As soon as you picked your team it practically drove itself. [DYSWIDT?]
May Euro 2016 be wonderful.
Ciao for now.
T h e T a b l e Value Points Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot -------------------------------------------------------- 1 Minty's Minions Minty Colquhoun 51.6 9 446 2 Com-a ma mau papa com-a mauGuy Harewood 53.5 4 400 3 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 53.1 8 397 4 Guess Hughton Nick Reed 53.9 14 388 5 Inter Milandrover Smasher 53.1 6 381 6 Pyeators Dave Clayton 54.0 2 379 7 Moobchester United Jon King 54.4 2 372 8 Moreton Rovers Edgar Rayner 54.6 14 348 9 Ali McMoist Alison Faulkner 51.1 14 34710 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 50.9 0 34511 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 53.3 1 33812 Real Mcdrid Craig McHugh 53.7 4 33513 Old Malcolm Academicals Malcolm Pratt 54.8 14 32914 The Flying Geese Mandy Noble 52.9 15 32815 Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 50.6 1 32516 Oak Hamsters Steve Tierney 51.6 10 31917 Seb Blattered Cod Gavin Ward 52.0 6 30318 Which Team Rachel Jones 53.3 11 29619 Irishpool Mike Smears 50.0 1 28820 Bad Wolf United Karyn Meaden 54.1 24 24821 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 54.9 12 23322 It's a Snickers FC Ashley Keeler 51.7 11 216
Week's Average Points 8 Total Average Points 334
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