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| Poor Guy (far left) |
Now belt up, pipe down, pack it in and leave it out.
It also means that everyone else is struggling to find something meaningful to get excited about for the end of the season. And that's the remit we've accepted for this edition of Studmarks. Let's give it a try, shall we?
7 points separate Fourth from Seventh meaning that that Fourth place is up for grabs. And can Eleventh-placed Ali McMoist slide themselves into the top ten? And if so, at whose expense? Edgar Rayner's? Neil McConaghy's? And is Karyn Meaden going to hold on to that Twentieth place, while Alex Blundell is seedily breathing down her beautifully-formed and Mallyable neck.
Oh yes, there's Guy Harewood, look... picking up his Manager of the Week certificate for steering his Com-a ma mau papas to a score of 12 points this week. Oh, hang on, there's no need for that... he's looked down at the unimpressed audience, who really aren't paying much attention, and has let the certificate drop to the floor. Exit stage left.
Poor guy that Guy. Even he knows that to overhaul Ms Minty's Minty's Minions' mighty lead of 41 points - in one week with a quarter of his line-up being the same as hers - is probably not going to happen. Unless most of his different players score a hatrick each.
It also means that everyone else is struggling to find something meaningful to get excited about for the end of the season. And that's the remit we've accepted for this edition of Studmarks. Let's give it a try, shall we?
7 points separate Fourth from Seventh meaning that that Fourth place is up for grabs. And can Eleventh-placed Ali McMoist slide themselves into the top ten? And if so, at whose expense? Edgar Rayner's? Neil McConaghy's? And is Karyn Meaden going to hold on to that Twentieth place, while Alex Blundell is seedily breathing down her beautifully-formed and Mallyable neck.
Oh yes, there's Guy Harewood, look... picking up his Manager of the Week certificate for steering his Com-a ma mau papas to a score of 12 points this week.
Poor guy that Guy. Even he knows that to overhaul Ms Minty's Minty's Minions' mighty lead of 41 points - in one week with a quarter of his line-up being the same as hers - is probably not going to happen. Unless most of his different players score a hatrick each.
Could happen.
It won't.
Cheer yourself up, Mr Harewood, by looking forward to the glamour and glitz of the...
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OFFL Cup
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FINAL, in play.
Inter Milandrover v RS-TBOY
Smasher Rick Beecroft
The two finalists share 3 players: Smalling, Barkley and Mahrez. The difference will therefore come from the following...
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OFFL Cup
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FINAL, in play.
Inter Milandrover v RS-TBOY
Smasher Rick Beecroft
The two finalists share 3 players: Smalling, Barkley and Mahrez. The difference will therefore come from the following...
Inter MilandroverClub Value RS-TBOY ClubValue
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138 GK P Cech ARS 4.2 121 GK J Hart MC 4.3
243 FB C Fuchs LEI 3.5 226 FB N Clyne LIV 4.1
229 FB B IvanovicCHE 5.0 280 FB A Kolarov MC 4.6
356 CB T AlderweiTOT 4.2 331 CB S Dann CP 3.7
555 MF R Firmino LIV 4.8 575 MF M Ozil ARS 5.5
558 MF D Payet WH 4.0 812 MF D Alli TOT 3.5
684 ST S Aguero MC 8.4 603 ST H Kane TOT 7.4
719 ST R Lukaku EVE 6.8 614 ST J Vardy LEI 5.6
T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Minty's Minions Minty Colquhoun 52.4 8 437
2 Com-a ma mau papa com-a mauGuy Harewood 53.5 12 396
3 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 53.1 7 389
4 Pyeators Dave Clayton 54.0 5 377
5 Inter Milandrover Smasher 53.1 4 375
6 Guess Hughton Nick Reed 53.9 4 374
7 Moobchester United Jon King 54.4 1 370
8 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 50.9 11 345
9 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 53.3 8 337
10 Moreton Rovers Edgar Rayner 54.6 3 334
11 Ali McMoist Alison Faulkner 51.1 6 333
12 Real Mcdrid Craig McHugh 53.7 3 331
13 Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 50.6 5 324
14 Old Malcolm Academicals Malcolm Pratt 54.8 2 315
15 The Flying Geese Mandy Noble 52.9 8 313
16 Oak Hamsters Steve Tierney 51.6 2 309
17 Seb Blattered Cod Gavin Ward 52.0 2 297
18 Irishpool Mike Smears 50.0 5 287
19 Which Team Rachel Jones 53.3 3 285
20 Bad Wolf United Karyn Meaden 54.1 2 224
21 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 54.9 4 221
22 It's a Snickers FC Ashley Keeler 51.7 2 205
Week's Average Points 4
Total Average Points 326
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T r a n s f e r s a n d s t u f f
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Bad Wolf United
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From: Karyn Meaden
To: @Studmarks
Subject: Third from bottom place under threat
Gah! My boys need a good talking to next week.
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Chairman responds:
Can't it wait till after the season end? Oh, I see, yes. Yes they do. Sorry.
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Minty's Minions
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From: Minty Colquhoun
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject:
5000 - 1 may be, but a joy to behold nonetheless! X
Komapny OUT, 391 M Rojo MU IN
Mane OUT, 838 Antonio WH IN
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Chairman responds:
Indeed, indeed. 1 can only marvel at 1's dominance this season. Well d'1 you.
DYSWIDT?
Hang on! Have you just slipped in a couple more transfers? Give it a rest.
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138 GK P Cech ARS 4.2 121 GK J Hart MC 4.3
243 FB C Fuchs LEI 3.5 226 FB N Clyne LIV 4.1
229 FB B IvanovicCHE 5.0 280 FB A Kolarov MC 4.6
356 CB T AlderweiTOT 4.2 331 CB S Dann CP 3.7
555 MF R Firmino LIV 4.8 575 MF M Ozil ARS 5.5
558 MF D Payet WH 4.0 812 MF D Alli TOT 3.5
684 ST S Aguero MC 8.4 603 ST H Kane TOT 7.4
719 ST R Lukaku EVE 6.8 614 ST J Vardy LEI 5.6
Anyone's bet this one. Recent form has RS-TBOY in the ascendancy. Maybe.
T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Minty's Minions Minty Colquhoun 52.4 8 437
2 Com-a ma mau papa com-a mauGuy Harewood 53.5 12 396
3 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 53.1 7 389
4 Pyeators Dave Clayton 54.0 5 377
5 Inter Milandrover Smasher 53.1 4 375
6 Guess Hughton Nick Reed 53.9 4 374
7 Moobchester United Jon King 54.4 1 370
8 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 50.9 11 345
9 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 53.3 8 337
10 Moreton Rovers Edgar Rayner 54.6 3 334
11 Ali McMoist Alison Faulkner 51.1 6 333
12 Real Mcdrid Craig McHugh 53.7 3 331
13 Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 50.6 5 324
14 Old Malcolm Academicals Malcolm Pratt 54.8 2 315
15 The Flying Geese Mandy Noble 52.9 8 313
16 Oak Hamsters Steve Tierney 51.6 2 309
17 Seb Blattered Cod Gavin Ward 52.0 2 297
18 Irishpool Mike Smears 50.0 5 287
19 Which Team Rachel Jones 53.3 3 285
20 Bad Wolf United Karyn Meaden 54.1 2 224
21 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 54.9 4 221
22 It's a Snickers FC Ashley Keeler 51.7 2 205
Week's Average Points 4
Total Average Points 326
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T r a n s f e r s a n d s t u f f
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Bad Wolf United
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From: Karyn Meaden
To: @Studmarks
Subject: Third from bottom place under threat
Gah! My boys need a good talking to next week.
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Chairman responds:
Can't it wait till after the season end? Oh, I see, yes. Yes they do. Sorry.
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Minty's Minions
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From: Minty Colquhoun
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject:
5000 - 1 may be, but a joy to behold nonetheless! X
Komapny OUT, 391 M Rojo MU IN
Mane OUT, 838 Antonio WH IN
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Chairman responds:
Indeed, indeed. 1 can only marvel at 1's dominance this season. Well d'1 you.
DYSWIDT?
Hang on! Have you just slipped in a couple more transfers? Give it a rest.
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